The Hideaway: Hiding the cheese. . .

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Hiding the cheese. . .

An interesting conversation with my good friend TGC:

ElessarAncalime: haha my elephant army is sweeping across the world!
Daniele Marx: *hides the cheese*
ElessarAncalime: do elephants like cheese?
Daniele Marx: Not taking AnY chances
Daniele Marx: kitties like cheese
ElessarAncalime: one of mine does, but the other doesn't
ElessarAncalime: he likes tomatos
Daniele Marx: tomatoes? *hides ketchup*
ElessarAncalime: only fresh ones
Daniele Marx: ohh...*stops trying to fit all of her ketchup in the small closet* ...okay. *swings door open wide, begins to walk away, but is trampled by hundreds of ketchup bottles.*
ElessarAncalime: why on earth do you need so much ketchup?
Daniele Marx: Shh! The first rule of Ketchup Club is WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT KETCHUP CLUB!
ElessarAncalime: gasp!
ElessarAncalime: i need to invent boats soon, i've conquered the entire continent
Daniele Marx: You can't use my ketchup bottles as a base for your boats! *quickly unburies herself and starts throwing the bottles back into the closet*
ElessarAncalime: please?
Daniele Marx: no! *begins to lock the door*
Daniele Marx: *door groans, sweatdrop falls...o.O;;;...and the bottles come tumbling out again*
ElessarAncalime: *gets some popcorn because this is really amusing*
Daniele Marx: *grumbles, unburies herself, and straightens hair out. Picks up a single bottle, hides it on the back of her bookshelf, and throws the rest into the closet YET again. Closes the door with absolutely no problem this time.*
Daniele Marx: *whew!*
ElessarAncalime: *goes to the bookshelf* i think this bottle is empty, do you have a fresh one?
Daniele Marx: *scowls*
Daniele Marx: Toss it, and get your own from the closet. JUST ONE! I'll know if more are missing, I count them.
ElessarAncalime: but the door is locked and i don't have the key!
Daniele Marx: Then I guess you'll just have to buy your own. ;P
ElessarAncalime: you're so mean :-(
ElessarAncalime: you know how poor i am
Daniele Marx: Ketchup comes in the tons in all convenient serving areas.
ElessarAncalime: but i need it nowwww
Daniele Marx: Oh fine. *walks to the door, slides open the trap eyehole, and retrieves a bottle*
ElessarAncalime: hey, pretty slick
Daniele Marx: Yeah, getting it to stay in the first place is hard
Daniele Marx: Din-din! later.
ElessarAncalime: seeeya

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